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Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
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NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!


what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated