text ; 11/11 ; un: londonstar

[escardos]

Name: flat escardos
Date: 11/11
Format: text

happy pocky day!

i wonder if anyone in this place has seen any pocky that i could find? not that i have anyone to kiss while eating pocky with them, but it's a tasty snack so if anyone finds some or something like it...send me that way!

anyways, what's your favorite type of candy? answer me, folks!

Comments

[escardos]

snail pops?

i've never seen one. i'm guessing the snail would probably just dissolve in the candy? and then it would just be snail flavored. ewwwwww

people do eat snails where i'm from, though. have you heard of escargot?

[spaghettimonster]

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR... I THINK I SAW IT IN A COOKBOOK. 100 USES FOR SNAILS.

I BET ITS OWNER WOULD LIKE SNAIL FLAVORED CANDY.

[escardos]

i've actually heard that people get snails put on their FACES!!!! willingly!!!

[spaghettimonster]

HUH???! THAT SOUNDS SLIME-INDUCING! AND NOT NUTRITIOUS AT ALL!!

UNLESS... THEY EAT BY ABSORBING SNAILS THROUGH THEIR FACES?

[escardos]

i think it's actually done as like...a spa? but that would be so much COOLER? imagine eating from your SKIN?

[spaghettimonster]

REALLY?? I NEVER HEARD OF THAT SPA TREATMENT! MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT SOMETIME...

I CAN ALREADY SEE THE BENEFITS: NEVER NEEDING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!