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[metalcrusher]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 01/05
Format: text

Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.

Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.

Here's a simple trivia question for you.

QUESTION: What is a MAJOR weakness shared by both Puca and Fae?
A. Alcohol	B. Math
C. Anime	D. Iron

I have faith that 88.1% of you can answer correctly. (Margin of error: 5%.) I even dropped a little hint for you above! If you still can't get this... Just look at the quest board!!

I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!

As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?

Comments

[metalcrusher]

I can see that, given that I can read his responses. Stubborn, aloof, prideful. He really did win the Monster lottery, if he matches such an endearing description.

Being that I'm not a Witch, I appreciate it, darling. I'm certain alchemy and poison are the same thing. If you were interested in testing out the alchemical enchantment and refining it, I can't say I'd be upset. I only live with my metal body every single day.

[escardos]

man that must be really awful :( i imagine that it must be like the body destroying and rebuilding itself constantly. could it count as some form of autoimmune disease?

and yes you’re right it is! most medicine would be poisonous if ingested too much of.

wait does this mean that i can actually experiment on you? youd let me do that?! really?!!!!!!!! not that i plan to do anything bad but!!! wow!!!

[metalcrusher]

Oh, why not? Yes. ANYTHING to get rid of these terrible, oozing sores. You're probably right. I'll warn you, it doesn't look pretty!

I've never had a disease in my life, so you'd be a better judge of that. Or should I say, doctor. I'm plenty accustomed to being sprawled across a desk, having sweaty palms slide across each edge, curve, and recess of my beautiful body... In the name of science! How could this be any different? If that's how you think you could help me best, I'd love it.