Mettaton (
metalcrusher) wrote in
aefenglom2020-01-05 03:07 pm
text; un: METTATON
Name: Mettaton
Date: 01/05
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Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.
Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.
Here's a simple trivia question for you.
I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!
As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?
Date: 01/05
Format: text
Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.
Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.
Here's a simple trivia question for you.
I have faith that 88.1% of you can answer correctly. (Margin of error: 5%.) I even dropped a little hint for you above! If you still can't get this... Just look at the quest board!!
QUESTION: What is a MAJOR weakness shared by both Puca and Fae? A. Alcohol B. Math C. Anime D. Iron
I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!
As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?

un: CoolSkeleton95
WHATEVER'S CHANGING US INTO MONSTERS REALLY MESSED UP, DOING THIS TO YOU. YOU SHOULD LODGE A COMPLAINT!!
BUT. FOR NOW. SINCE WE DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT'S BRINGING US HERE...
OF COURSE I'LL HELP!
IF THERE'S ANY REASON TO DARE THE DANGERS OF THE WILDE, IT'S HELPING A FRIEND IN NEED!!!!
I'LL TALK TO SOME PEOPLE AND SEE IF THEY WON'T GO OUT, TOO.
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[The worst thing is actually his teeth. It interrupts his perfect smile!! And now he kinda looks like Alphys.]
Thank you, darling. Going out in groups is the right call! Not only is that greater protection for you, but it's more hands to fetch the goods with. Good thinking!
these two, so dramatic. of course they have matching swoon icons
THE ONE UPSIDE IS... ONCE WE GET A CURE TOGETHER, YOUR SENSATION EXPERIENCE WILL IMPROVE. IMMEASURABLY!
[The moment Papyrus notices similarity between their teeth, it's going to seem almost fitting, in a roundabout way... She is Mettaton's creator, to his knowledge. If there's anyone the robot should slightly resemble, it's her. But Mettaton can make it work! He's sure!]
UHH... YEAH! I THOUGHT OF ALL THOSE THINGS!
IT WASN'T JUST BECAUSE THE WILDE IS SCARY AND DANGEROUS.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO STOP THERE... I'M BUYING A BAG TO CARRY EVEN MORE. WHY STOP AT HANDS??!
that made me laugh how that turned out, they are SO MUCH, all the time
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he'll try, but i think we all know the kidnappers are going to use their weaknesses against them
rip all monsters with weaknesses
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(also, the answer is iron!)
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(A flawless answer!!)
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Are you sure it will work or did they tell you to make you stop asking?
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The Witches were VERY interested in my condition. And very interested in proximity... By extension, they were also interested in the results they could provide. If it's not effective enough, I'm ready to demand that they do it all over again! I'm covered in blistering sores. That's not very glamorous.
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No, it's not. Would a healing spell at least help put that at ease, do you think, until the more permanent solution is found.
[ seems bad to take away the weakness. ]
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I've been having a full work schedule time this past month, but this matter seems to be pretty urgent and I can make room to help out.
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I'm also pleased that you think so. It IS urgent, considering it's my condition 24/7. I feel it gets worse with every full moon. I could go on, but all you need to know is that it's reached a point where I can barely see straight sometimes! I had no idea organic beings had to endure such a ghastly condition... All for something as simple as scraping a knee.
Anyway. I deeply appreciate your willingness, darling. Is your name Kiva...?
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My actual name is Wataru. Kiva is just a nickname I'm also known for.
[ His rider name, which he knows no one would ever recognize anyway. ]
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What’s an anime?
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"An" "anime"... is not a Puca's weakness! But I do love it. Knowing that so many people here... Are so innocent and unaware of anime. Ha ha ha. Before I explain ANYTHING... The greater tragedy would be this: Do you know what TV is?
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A machine that shows moving pictures.
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did somebody say ANIME
Anime is... a really unique artform! Its a mixture of beautiful, hand-drawn artwork, deep and complex storylines, and nuanced and emotional acting!
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It’s a moving drawing
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Just what compensation are you offering?
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my GOD
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Still, no reason to eliminate it.
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