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aefenglom2020-01-05 03:07 pm
metalcrusher) wrote in aefenglom2020-01-05 03:07 pm
text; un: METTATON
Name: Mettaton
Date: 01/05
Format: text
Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.
Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.
Here's a simple trivia question for you.
I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!
As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?
Date: 01/05
Format: text
Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.
Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.
Here's a simple trivia question for you.
I have faith that 88.1% of you can answer correctly. (Margin of error: 5%.) I even dropped a little hint for you above! If you still can't get this... Just look at the quest board!!
QUESTION: What is a MAJOR weakness shared by both Puca and Fae? A. Alcohol B. Math C. Anime D. Iron
I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!
As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?
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[Which is to say, it healed at a perfectly normal rate for an infected wound in a person without healing magic. He has no realistic scope for things like this. In the underground, he could heal himself out of fights. And as a turnskin, he heals from most injuries very quickly - but not silver-inflicted wounds.]
YOU'RE RIGHT I HAVEN'T WANTED TO TOUCH ANY SILVER AGAIN... I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK OF THAT, GOING ON FOR MONTHS! LET ME HELP SAVE YOU FROM THIS SUFFERING FIRST. SILVER JEWELRY CAN WAIT! I DON'T NEED MEDALS OR ACCOLADES!!
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Well, darling! Don't touch any silver this month and perhaps you, too, will be spared from that agonizing healing process. Just as I will be spared of my constant battle with iron.
he'll try, but i think we all know the kidnappers are going to use their weaknesses against them
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM HUMBLE DOWN TO MY BONES.
I CAN CONGRATULATE MYSELF PLENTY, UNTIL WE'VE GOTTEN WHAT YOU NEED...
AND I WON'T REST UNTIL I'VE HELPED!!!
BUT! DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY SLEEP SCHEDULE!
I FOUND A COUPLE WILDERS GOING OUT. THEY'RE LETTING ME TAG ALONG, TO SEARCH.
I'M DEPARTING NOW!!!
rip all monsters with weaknesses