text; un: METTATON

[metalcrusher]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 01/05
Format: text

Oh yes! Hello beauties, and happy New Year... From me, to you. I'm looking for plenty of willing assistance to end a common problem among Monsters.

Being handsome and being metal are not mutually exclusive. As a robot, I happen to be both. Throw being a Monster into the mix... And I'm still beautiful! However. Cute ears and fluffy tail notwithstanding, my transformation is giving me some undesirable side effects.

Here's a simple trivia question for you.

QUESTION: What is a MAJOR weakness shared by both Puca and Fae?
A. Alcohol	B. Math
C. Anime	D. Iron

I have faith that 88.1% of you can answer correctly. (Margin of error: 5%.) I even dropped a little hint for you above! If you still can't get this... Just look at the quest board!!

I require a magical solution to eliminate this weakness. After getting plenty intimate with a handsy band of passionate Witches... They've surprised me with a list of ingredients for an alchemical enchantment. It can all but treat this weakness! Turnskin, Fae, and Puca will ALL benefit. And that's where you come in! All of the ingredients necessary to perform this spell are found in the depths of the Wilde, and I could use some help in fetching LOADS of them. I've been warned, however, that this journey will be a treacherous one. If you could spare the time and risk the dangers... And don't mind being COMPENSATED for it... It's nothing you lovely people can't handle!

As a robot who has never experienced pain before coming here... Well. A few months of it is enough. And it's getting worse. I appreciate all of the help I can get. So let me make it worth your while, darling. Won't you be the dashing hero to my ACHING rescue...?

Comments

[glitzandglamour]

[Start counting, forever. Everybody is darling.]

Hmm. I don't know. Better than what they have at the ready, I've been told. It's a low bar to surpass. Some last me almost a day. Others last me a few days. The good news is that the new ward is modeled after the one that lasts longer.

Unfortunately, I'm no Witch. I'm woefully incapable of improving upon the spell, so I'll take what I can get. Perhaps a talented Witch could take what the Coven comes up with and increase its longevity...?

[futhark]

[ It's been two so far, not counting the main post... ]

Recasting sounds like the weakest point here. If the spell is very complicated it might not be easy to work it into an enchantment but— that's the fun of a challenge, eh?

If, say, someone could work that spell into a bracelet, that would be a bit more convenient, no? Sure, a witch would need to charge it from time to time, but anyone can do that. Unlike casting a highly specialized spell.

[ Enchantment is my passion, smth smth ]

A next step to think about. First, the ingredients for what's on hand

[glitzandglamour]

You had me at bracelet. Are you one such capable Witch who could make the enchantment last like that? I would be more than willing to do what it takes to see this to fruition... And to test it, as necessary. How convenient that would be, to convert a spell into a long-lasting accessory!

But you're absolutely right. Ingredients come first.

[futhark]

How convenient is, that indeed I am! There's even a business venture related to enchantments opening next month— [ There is no name of the shop mentioned, so it doesn't count as paid advertisement...!!! ]

My Bonded makes jewelry, I fashion the enchantments. Once the spell you need is completed and fully tested, why not to take it another step, and literally wear it?

[glitzandglamour]

Of course. Inkchanted! Good thing I already know of it based on description... I'd be at a loss without.

[Allow METTATON to say its name, then! Chatting it up is free advertisement, and what's better than that??? He's growing fond of the business venture already, if it promises him not only enchantments he needs, but fashionable ways to keep it on for longer.]

For you to engage me personally about a use relevant to me is effective at earning my business. That sounds like a FABULOUS idea! Rest assured: I won't be getting just one. I like to change things up, as a fashionable robot of sophistication...

Tell your Bonded to make sure to make jewelry of refinement and style. I'm a fan of all that sparkles and shines...

[futhark]

[ The shop name drop surprises him, and wow— damn, that does feel good. He didn't expect that. That means he has to respond in kind. ]

Then once we're open, and your spell is completed please come by and take a look, sweetheart. [ He's playing the game ] So we can ensure that the custom designs fit your needs and style.

｢ ooc: probably wrap-up here? But I'm totes for a follow-up for the figuring out FASHION ｣

[glitzandglamour]

[He's nothing if not entrepreneurial, even if it's not of his own pursuits. Gotta boost good business!]

You couldn't say anything to keep me away at this point, darling. I'll be seeing you. ❤

｢ ooc: Absolutely! I was hoping to get in touch with you to start up another thread, especially now that MTT has that enchantment and is full of desire for FASHION! If you'd like, you can get in touch with me at smaaaaash. ｣