1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

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ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

heh
well
where i come from this shits normal so everyones got it
this is like, backwards ass version of the modern phones tbh it doesnt have a lot of options
but as long as it can listen to voice commands im gucci

oh here i found u a happy one

[ IMG ATTACHMENT. ]

[holybeasts]

[Boy he sure says a lot of unique words.]

oh! youre right that one does look a lot happier!

[hamletism]

[ his main talent is being incomprehensible tbh ]

good
at least the pic search isnt trolling me
u like cats or sumthn

[holybeasts]

i like most animals really

[hamletism]

fair animals are dope af
but u gotta have a favorite
everyone does

[holybeasts]

they do?

[oh, well.]

owls then. i really like most birds but im very familiar with doves and owls.

[hamletism]

ohh birds r cool
tho i never really got to see or pet any
flying would b pretty neat tho

[holybeasts]

if i ever get one here you're welcome to come pet them then
im working on learning more conjuration magic so i can summon animals eventually i hope!

[hamletism]

really?! thats fuckin cool
i dont think i had any powers when they tested me so im stuck waiting till i shift into something weird
sux

[holybeasts]

oh i see. are you upset over that? a lot of people do seem to be. not that i blame them of course.

[hamletism]

well
i guess its kinda upsetting coz i dont have my power and i cant see without it
but i havent changed at all yet so nothing to be upset over on that account
who knows maybe ill be something cool

[holybeasts]

[... Oh.]

im very sorry then.

[hamletism]

why r u sorry?
not ur fault or anything
its fine im used to it. people have it worse, no?

[holybeasts]

i suppose so yes. losing your powers is difficult though.

[She can relate to that part a good deal.]

[hamletism]

it is
pretty sure everyone here went through that though
kind of wild
what were yours?

[holybeasts]

i had four guardian spirits i could borrow powers from. a few of them i could summon in various forms as well.

[hamletism]

wtf
yours is so much cooler than mine
no fair

[holybeasts]

i doubt that. im sure yours was very cool! or interesting. thats what cool means, yes?

[hamletism]

well
i wouldnt say cool but it did make my blindness less painful to deal with
and yeah you got it
learning already huh?

[holybeasts]

im trying to! everyone seems to have different words that mean different things here. its fascinating if a little confusing.

[hamletism]

im used to modern slang so if u encounter a word u dont know feel free to hit me up
seems like a lot of ppl here are from like
different times or somethin
feels like i went back marty mcfly style