1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

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[holybeasts]

its a cat?

[Thanks, Maria.]

[hamletism]

well it's supposed to be one
but i specified that the image has to be the saddest cat it could locate
did it work?
does it look sad enough or should i find another?

[holybeasts]

it certainly does look very sad. ive never seen a cat cry like that though.

is it alright?

PLEASE SHUT UP

[cult]

?
ddi you tfw kidnapped lol him

NEVER

[hamletism]

maybe
what r u gonna lol do about it lol

text

[plasticasshole]

What does "tfw" mean?

i'm sorry

[hamletism]

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[ this is too much power ]

text

[vytal]

[ i mean, ]

LOL
SUPER relatable! Keep 'em coming!

[hamletism]

[ GOD finally someone who understands the lingo... he started to lose hope? ]

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yr like
the first one
wild

[despised]

hw
ewhey
are yuo the cat

[hamletism]

[ why do these people all make so many typos... the tts is freaking out!! ]

yes im the cat
meow meow motherfucker

[wylderrant]

That cat's name is "tfw"? Not very imaginative.

[hamletism]

u got a better idea?

tappy tippy

[bluffer]

What do you need at seven eleven?

tippy tappy

[hamletism]

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[figmentpigment]

711711711711711711711711
there are many does that help

hello

[hamletism]

funny
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i meant like the grocery store
y'all got any here?

sup

voice; Archer

[boneofsword]

You will have to wait a hundred years for them to create similar chain of stores. This place is too victorian for modern stuff. [all said in a very sarcastic voice.]

[hamletism]

[ gasp... it even has voice messages! cool, speech to text is fine, but it's nice to hear someone's voice.

... even if it's sarcastic. ]

Oooh... neat! Wait -- they have knockoff phones, but they don't have grocery stores? The fuck, man.

[grakraka]

Oh thank god someone else misses convenience stores, too.
I want a sandwich from 7-11.
Or one of their parfaits.

[hamletism]

mannn
ive been told there arent any here and im so fucking sad
i want some ramen... or shitty machine coffee... anything...

[defendure]

i'm pretty sure there aren't any seven elevens. what are you looking for from one, though? maybe there's something similar to what you want.

[hamletism]

like, anything
i want ramen or a monster or sea salt chips
inb4 they only have salt and vinegar here and im going to never eat chips again

[spaghettimonster]

I THINK THE NEAREST 7-11... IS IN YOUR WATCH!

JUST WAIT A FEW HOURS. IT'LL BE 7:11.

[/helping]

[hamletism]

r u trying to sass me????

[ listen!! ]