1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

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ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[grakraka]

Oh thank god someone else misses convenience stores, too.
I want a sandwich from 7-11.
Or one of their parfaits.

[hamletism]

mannn
ive been told there arent any here and im so fucking sad
i want some ramen... or shitty machine coffee... anything...

[grakraka]

There are coffee carts...
But to tell you the truth there is 'shitty' and then there is that.
If I find one that is mediocre, I will let you know.
Though ramen is something I miss. The convenience of cup noodles is something I truly didn't appreciate.

[hamletism]

water with mud from the streets doesnt count
i didnt think id miss the simple things so bad until they were brutally taken from me
ive lived my entire life on the cup meals man
u know how 2 cook?

[grakraka]

No, I'm the same way.
I would buy something on the way home or get the frozen meals for later.
So this has been awful in general.
I keep wondering how difficult it would be to invent the convenience store but the answer is "a lot".

[hamletism]

inventing it sounds like a lot of trouble
considering theres no factories to make the convenient stuff in the first place
i guess we could collab on trying to make digestable coffee tho

[grakraka]

I know someone who is good at making coffee.
He might be willing to make some for you as well.
Of course, he is only as good as what we have here, so it does lack some of the things I liked about it from home.
But it's perfectly serviceable.

[hamletism]

i feel like as long as its not straight up bean water ill be fine
do u think if they have sugar or something
probably milk straight from cows cuz we're back in the dark ages