1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

so r u going to like
listen 2 everything i say
did u actually wait like a dog
loool

[bluffer]

Did you forget me?
Master, that saddens me...

[hamletism]

unfortunately, no
ur the guy i almost made out with but then regained my common sense right

[bluffer]

I have a name, you know?

But you said you regained your common sense? I didn't realize that you were drunk, just bored.

[hamletism]

i asked for your name and you never gave it to me
so thats on u

u dont need to be drunk to have temporary lapses of judgement
actually these happen to me a lot so im surprised i recovered flawlessly
i think bc u kissed like a grandma

[bluffer]

I must have heard something else...
"Give me your name" can easily sound like "kiss me again".

But there's no need to worry~ I won't be giving you any kisses for a long time.

1/??

[hamletism]

no it can't pls clean ur ears

2/

[hamletism]

OMG

3/

[hamletism]

WAIT

4/

[hamletism]

WHY

5/

[hamletism]

WAS I THAT BAD??? U WEREN'T THAT GOOD EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!

6/7

[hamletism]

jk that should be a given, why would u kiss strangers anyway
u might catch something nasty
or did u end up dating one of the faes who whipped u

im sorry good night

[hamletism]

but if thats the case should u really be going around calling other people master??
kind of sketchy if u ask me
think emoji
oh
there's no emojis here
well
think emoji

[bluffer]

I have no idea what a think emoji is but
wink emoji!

If I said yes, even as a joke, you'd get upset that I would would just move on from you so easily.
I'd advise you to make it a little less easy to hurt you, Master.
That and practice your acting -- you nearly got my blood rushing thinking I may have offended you... but not quite!

[hamletism]

u catch on quick
surprising

dw, i'm not that unreasonable
in fact, i'm pretty sure there was nothing to move on from to begin with
i'm a more convincing actor irl though i promise
did you get excited you'd get punished? you did, didnt you?

[bluffer]

Well you're certainly not wrong.
You at least showed your worth when you acted as if I was yours.
And because we seemed to work well enough, I'd be a liar if I said I wanted our charade to only be temporary. Who knows when acting as a pair would be an advantage?

Why are you so curious of whether I did or not?

[hamletism]

wait
really?

[ ... it's not his self-depreciation, or anything, but he knows he's kind of a liability around here. why the other would want to partner up is kind of beyond him. he's not against the idea, though -- because he does need someone to show him around, and it seems like this guy has been here for a while now. ]

i mean
if u dont care im gonna need to hold onto u for a while

idk
i like 2 know stuff
like ur name which u should finally give me

[bluffer]

I'm well aware of your condition, you've made it plenty obvious since the very beginning.
If you need to cling onto me for the time being then that's fine.
But don't be surprised when I cling to you, too.

Belial.

[hamletism]

thats fine
if its mutual ill feel less shitty about having to hold ur hand, yknow?

[ belial knows about his affliction and doesn't mind, so this is... convenient, actually. yeah. it's fine. he's a weirdo but he's harmless? maybe. ]

jeez, finally
you always leave people hanging like that?
my name's kyun
guess its nice to formally meet u

[bluffer]

You shouldn't feel that way to begin with.
It's adorable.

[ Having to be depended on... he could walk him off a cliff and all Kyun would have to blame is himself for trusting him. ]

Save the formalities for when I see you again.
I want to feel a good, strong grip of your hand in mine...
In about three minutes.

[hamletism]

you say that now
say it again in like a week

[ he could, and kyun thinks belial's very much the kind of a guy to do that, but -- it's not as if he's got much of a choice. it's either that or being stuck in one place and depending on random people's pity to get from point a to point b. ]

handshake?
you seem more of a hug guy, honestly.

[ looks left... looks right... sees nothing but the other's close so better to stay vigilant... ]

[bluffer]

[ Thank you for giving me an excuse to rush into Kyun's inbox!!! ]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ But more importantly... time to fuck with him? ]

I can see you from where I'm standing.
If I called your name you could find me easily.
Do you want to try~?

[hamletism]

[ U NEED TO TAKE THE INBOX VIRGINITY ]

or you could just come up to me
but messing around with a blind guy is too fun to pass up huh
sure, call out for me

[ >:/ he's good at following voices!! ]

[bluffer]

[ Perhaps if he wasn't so readily detached he'd have to force himself not to chuckle, but instead the most that surfaces is a small smile before he pockets the device. ]

Kyun~ ♥️

[ He speaks from just a few feet away. ]

I've come to pick you up.

[hamletism]

[ well, he can hear him pretty clearly -- his voice is very recognizable, from the... array of sounds he's heard him make before... immediately, he turns his head towards him, in the general direction of where his voice comes from.

he assumes belial's gonna fuck with him and walk around, though, so only takes a few little steps towards him, as if listening in whether he's moving or not. ]

Yeah? Pick me up, then. [ and he reaches out to see if he's already in the proximity to touch him, stretching his fingers out. ]