1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

I mean, I'd assume you have a separate room for me, or something.

[ he wrinkles his nose. ] But living alone would be super annoying right now. I'll think about it once I'm... better at navigating this place.

[ he imagines being alone right now would just end up with a bunch of forehead bruises. and general bruises, from tripping over shit he can't locate. he hates feeling dependent on someone, but there's no use pretending that living alone is a good idea right now. ]

Does peace and quiet excite me? I guess, sure.

[bluffer]

Are you saying you wouldn't want to share a room with me?

[ Though he chuckles lightly, obviously feigning offense. ]

Fortunately enough I managed to snag myself a nice, spacious house... I'd be needing some room, after all, since it seems I've made a new hobby of hoarding things. [ No thanks to his newly found dragon instinct -- keep everything within arms length that he wants close, and he'll soon enough realize that goes for certain people too. ]

But what I'm saying is yes. You'll have a quite space just for yourself.

[hamletism]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind.

[ ?? it doesn't matter to him anyway... he's used to living in cramped spaces with people. it's actually kind of comforting to be near someone at all times, when you're BLIND. he simply assumes belial wouldn't want to share a room with him, for privacy's sake.

either way. ]

Like... what things? Anything I should know before I stumble into a room full of something weird? [ dragons hoard jewels right... i s2g it better be jewels. ] Cool, that's all I wanted to know. Also, sorry if I break anything -- just telling you ahead of time.

[bluffer]

[ Cute. ]

Well that's good to know, but you'll have your own room to work with. I'll state it now so there's no confusion in the future: but I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my room so long as I'm not there.

[ As for the hoarding... Yeah, he can at least admit that his dragon traits have begun influencing him to collect something -- cute little blonde bitches? ]

I'll put a lock on the door so you know not to go in them. It's actually really embarrassing to talk about. [ He pauses. ] But let's just go with... rocks.