1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[bluffer]

I'm well aware of your condition, you've made it plenty obvious since the very beginning.
If you need to cling onto me for the time being then that's fine.
But don't be surprised when I cling to you, too.

Belial.

[hamletism]

thats fine
if its mutual ill feel less shitty about having to hold ur hand, yknow?

[ belial knows about his affliction and doesn't mind, so this is... convenient, actually. yeah. it's fine. he's a weirdo but he's harmless? maybe. ]

jeez, finally
you always leave people hanging like that?
my name's kyun
guess its nice to formally meet u

[bluffer]

You shouldn't feel that way to begin with.
It's adorable.

[ Having to be depended on... he could walk him off a cliff and all Kyun would have to blame is himself for trusting him. ]

Save the formalities for when I see you again.
I want to feel a good, strong grip of your hand in mine...
In about three minutes.

[hamletism]

you say that now
say it again in like a week

[ he could, and kyun thinks belial's very much the kind of a guy to do that, but -- it's not as if he's got much of a choice. it's either that or being stuck in one place and depending on random people's pity to get from point a to point b. ]

handshake?
you seem more of a hug guy, honestly.

[ looks left... looks right... sees nothing but the other's close so better to stay vigilant... ]

[bluffer]

[ Thank you for giving me an excuse to rush into Kyun's inbox!!! ]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ But more importantly... time to fuck with him? ]

I can see you from where I'm standing.
If I called your name you could find me easily.
Do you want to try~?

[hamletism]

[ U NEED TO TAKE THE INBOX VIRGINITY ]

or you could just come up to me
but messing around with a blind guy is too fun to pass up huh
sure, call out for me

[ >:/ he's good at following voices!! ]

[bluffer]

[ Perhaps if he wasn't so readily detached he'd have to force himself not to chuckle, but instead the most that surfaces is a small smile before he pockets the device. ]

Kyun~ ♥️

[ He speaks from just a few feet away. ]

I've come to pick you up.

[hamletism]

[ well, he can hear him pretty clearly -- his voice is very recognizable, from the... array of sounds he's heard him make before... immediately, he turns his head towards him, in the general direction of where his voice comes from.

he assumes belial's gonna fuck with him and walk around, though, so only takes a few little steps towards him, as if listening in whether he's moving or not. ]

Yeah? Pick me up, then. [ and he reaches out to see if he's already in the proximity to touch him, stretching his fingers out. ]

[bluffer]

Is that a request or a demand?

[ He doesn't plan to mess with him too much -- this alone is enough, and it's not like Belial needs to pretend he's a saint with an abundant amount of patience. So without so much as hesitating he reaches out, filling the emptiness between Kyun's fingers with his own and threading their fingers together. ]

You'll need to sound a little more convincing for me to follow.

[hamletism]

Demand.

[ he huffs out, flinching a little at the sudden touch. still, he doesn't withdraw -- instead, he laces their fingers together and steps closer, feeling a little more grounded when he's holding onto someone else. ]

If you're going to go around calling people 'master,' you should be more obedient, you know. [ he complains, obviously lighthearted. ] Where to? Do you have your own place? If there's a lot of people there, it might get a little confusing...

[bluffer]

Oh? [ He can't see it, but Belial is making the expression of earnest surprise; brows raised and eyes widening briefly before cocking his head to the side. Though he assumes Kyun can imagine, at least, of what face he's making when a question soon follows: ] You want to come to my home? I would've imagined you'd want your own space.

[ But he's a good caregiver, despite everything. ]

I live alone. Does that excite you?

[hamletism]

I mean, I'd assume you have a separate room for me, or something.

[ he wrinkles his nose. ] But living alone would be super annoying right now. I'll think about it once I'm... better at navigating this place.

[ he imagines being alone right now would just end up with a bunch of forehead bruises. and general bruises, from tripping over shit he can't locate. he hates feeling dependent on someone, but there's no use pretending that living alone is a good idea right now. ]

Does peace and quiet excite me? I guess, sure.

[bluffer]

Are you saying you wouldn't want to share a room with me?

[ Though he chuckles lightly, obviously feigning offense. ]

Fortunately enough I managed to snag myself a nice, spacious house... I'd be needing some room, after all, since it seems I've made a new hobby of hoarding things. [ No thanks to his newly found dragon instinct -- keep everything within arms length that he wants close, and he'll soon enough realize that goes for certain people too. ]

But what I'm saying is yes. You'll have a quite space just for yourself.

[hamletism]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind.

[ ?? it doesn't matter to him anyway... he's used to living in cramped spaces with people. it's actually kind of comforting to be near someone at all times, when you're BLIND. he simply assumes belial wouldn't want to share a room with him, for privacy's sake.

either way. ]

Like... what things? Anything I should know before I stumble into a room full of something weird? [ dragons hoard jewels right... i s2g it better be jewels. ] Cool, that's all I wanted to know. Also, sorry if I break anything -- just telling you ahead of time.

[bluffer]

[ Cute. ]

Well that's good to know, but you'll have your own room to work with. I'll state it now so there's no confusion in the future: but I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my room so long as I'm not there.

[ As for the hoarding... Yeah, he can at least admit that his dragon traits have begun influencing him to collect something -- cute little blonde bitches? ]

I'll put a lock on the door so you know not to go in them. It's actually really embarrassing to talk about. [ He pauses. ] But let's just go with... rocks.