1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

[ he's grateful; it tells him enough to realize just how different this world is from his own. this clearly isn't a modern time -- they're stuck in some sort of... medieval isekai... help. ]

Do you think we can invent fries?

[ ... this is important. ]

Don't worry, I can't get too far from the starting point, anyway. They have food here, but the problem is I want a burger, not some... meat and vegetables... this barely even has salt in it.

[ uuugh. ]

[boneofsword]

[Archer hums under his breath, trying to remember all kind of food that he's seen around.]

There's a possibility they have fish and chips. It's a common dish of fried fish and fried potato chips seasoned with salt. Chips are cut thicker than french fries. [okay, that's enough, no need to serve a whole history lesson. He can be a nerd later.]

[hamletism]

I mean... if they had fish and chips, I'd assume they'd have fries, too. Actually, chips is just fine, as long as it's fried. I haven't seen anything fried around yet, though.

[ then again, he's been here for like, maybe a day and a half at most, so -- ]

You sound like you're into this stuff. You a cook or somethin'?

[boneofsword]

Those stalls are at least several streets away from the Coven, in the less fashionable district.

[Archer has had enough time to map the whole city and find most interesting spots.]

I can cook.

[hamletism]

Ah man, I can't go there alone.

[ but, well, maybe he can ask someone to lead him, or something. for the time being, he's stuck though, so... fast food remains a dream... ]

... think you could make ramen from scratch?

[boneofsword]

[Archer considers it for a moment.]

I think I can give it a shot. Mind that it's not going to taste exactly like the one you're used to. [it's a fair warning, for not all ingredients are available here.] Any specific preferences?