1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

[ GOD finally someone who understands the lingo... he started to lose hope? ]

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yr like
the first one
wild

[vytal]

Seriously. It's like these people haven't touched the internet a day in their lives.

[ that's literally it yang but ok ]

[hamletism]

right?
i know this places like
old and whatever
but i thought everyone came from the same time at least
but its just all these weirdos who lived under a rock and probably contracted bubonic plague

let's try this again FLDSKF

[vytal]

Sure, but it kind of makes this entire thread comedic gold.
But hey, the more memes there are, the more likely they'll catch on, right?

TAKE 2

[hamletism]

true
this is an important mission that we must embark on
or get stuck in the irl equivalent of a knitting group of 50 yr old divorced moms on facebook
id get on one knee but u cant see it anyway

YEET

[vytal]

No idea what Facebook is but I can only guess what that's like.

[ says the girl with a very weird, bad relationship with her mom ]

So. Meme partners in crime?

[hamletism]

[ it's fine we don't talk about actual moms around here... ]

fuck yeah
we can fistbump when we actually see each other
well
i won't see you so you have to aim properly

[vytal]

[ big shrug emoji ]

Wait, hold up
What's that supposed to mean?

[hamletism]

it means i hate missing fistbumps so u gotta look out for me
the embarrassment, man

[vytal]

Oh, yeah that's fair. I got you, no worries.
Fist bumps are my specialty. ;)