1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

cool lemme just pull one out of my ass

[ wow i'm so scared... not :/ ]

coz you seem to believe i'm stuck in the watch
which would be pretty cool i guess
unfortunately im free to roam though
i doubt they have tvs here and even if they did theyre useless to me
oh man
ud love that shit
its so satisfying?

[cult]

is that where you store your swords
how unsanitary
is the stink for power

( who is wei wuxian to speak, he use to live in a cave with saved souls and zombies and probably didn't bathe. )

do you have a location to prove that you arent?
ah! yes, i could send lil apple to get u
he's cute, his black eyes and light skin youd love him
then we can meet face to face
but you're here, tv, you seem so wise about your own kind
how do you satisfy a slime, teach me more of your
odd customs
double dot o
:o

[hamletism]

[ this is why his poop comes out along with the egg... smh ]

i just have a separate dimension pocket in my asshole
its like reaching into a different galaxy
u can smell the stardust

[ -_- ]

is lil apple like
your horse or something? or a pet? how is he supposed to get me?
and anyway, why would i wanna meet u
ur a stranger on the sort-of-internet
kyaaa scary

well
u knead it
u know how to knead things?

[cult]

( STOP WHY IS THAT BURNT INTO YOUR MEMORY when will you make poop clip arts )

oh..
you are truly an interesting creature
what type of breed are you?

no, li'l apple isn't a horse double dot slash
oh :/
he's someone who means a lot to me
dont disrespect him!
just tell me where are you and he can come get you
hes really good at that
his eyes are so beautiful!
why wouldn't you want to meet me?
i'm pretty

i've kneaded my way to a girl's heart?
is it the same