1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[plasticasshole]

Oh, I see. It's a joke.

[He wishes his Social Relations program came with the ability to understand memes. But he's sure he can learn quite easily now, if given the chance.]

Do you have more? I like jokes.

[hamletism]

yea man
u never heard any of these before? wild

uhh sure
what kinda jokes
u want more abbreviation lessons? some deep fried memes?

[plasticasshole]

The abbreviation lessons will help me understand people on the network. Some "deep fried memes" sound like fun too, though.

[hamletism]

ok tru
lets see
another version of lol is lmao
it means laughing my ass off but like
nobody uses it in that meaning anymore
they use it passive-aggressively to show theyre angry
so like
'ok lmao'
would be like 'ok you stupid bitch'
u feel?

[plasticasshole]

I think so.

[He thinks on it for a moment.]

So if I find something genuinely funny, I should use lol instead of lmao? But if I'm angry, I use lmao?

[hamletism]

you get it!
you can also use lawl which is like
a sarcastic version of lol
its kinda PA too though so u dont use it when ur amused

[ all these subtle nuances... ]