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[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

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ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[hamletism]

well
ur not supposed to steal i guess
or rather ur not supposed to get caught stealing

ya they do
number candles u stick on bday cakes

[figmentpigment]

xstealing is wrong
i was hu ngry though

oh! those are very good nunmbers! numbers
is it your birthday is that what the 711 is for

[hamletism]

i mean
if ur hungry and nobody sees then i guess it's kinda whatever
u could take like
an apple or some shit and they'd never know

hah
no
711 is just a store where i come from
it's convenient and it has good ramen

[figmentpigment]

that would be sneaky though i do not want to steal!
i just want to eat
and i do not have money

it is not very convenient if you cannot find it!

[hamletism]

thats a dilemma if i ever heard one
u tried working for ur food yet?

wow
didnt think of it that way
ur right
it should be everywhere or its not convenient at all

[figmentpigment]

i have!
shenanigans happen
and then i get fired
it is usually not my fault but it is a reliable plot

it must just be a regular store that is very confident
there are lots of stores here! probably one sells men that you need.

[hamletism]

sounds like u have a problem with keeping a job
i feel u man
i could never work for anybody else
people are too naggy when they have power over u

i doubt it
i asked around but nobody sells the men