1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

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relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

tippy tappy

[hamletism]

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[bluffer]

Yeah I can bring you some.
:)

[hamletism]

[ omg what a kind stranger that kyun has definitely never met before in his life ever? ]

cool
one problem tho
i got no idea where i am

[bluffer]

[ lol what do you mean you have no idea look around ]

Hmm that is a problem.
Have your watch take a picture of what you're standing in front of and send it to me.

[hamletism]

[ SHUT UP even if he could see he doesn't know the locations here!! ]

omg
smart
ok hold on

[ does the watch have a selfie mode? it does now. he sends belial a peace sign, posing in the middle of some haven street. he hasn't really wandered off far from where they'd left them to find a house or something, whatever. ]

good enough? can u bring me some chips too
sea salt
no salt and vinegar i hate these

1/2

[bluffer]

[ uh oh ]

Master? You're finally here?
Ah, you had me waiting to play with my heart... what a cruel man.

[bluffer]

Haha yeah sure.

I'll get all of that for you.

[ one cumbocha and some equivalent to platanitos chips coming up because he's here to fuck up :) ]

1/3

[hamletism]

[ ... ]

bro
what the fuck

2/3

[hamletism]

[ the repressed memories of some stranger moaning right in front of him because the fae felt like whipping someone that day come back to him in waves... master... no... ]

ok
weird

[ but if the guy wants to be his lackey so bad? then fine? ... he's hungry? ]

[hamletism]

so r u going to like
listen 2 everything i say
did u actually wait like a dog
loool

[bluffer]

Did you forget me?
Master, that saddens me...

[hamletism]

unfortunately, no
ur the guy i almost made out with but then regained my common sense right

[bluffer]

I have a name, you know?

But you said you regained your common sense? I didn't realize that you were drunk, just bored.

[hamletism]

i asked for your name and you never gave it to me
so thats on u

u dont need to be drunk to have temporary lapses of judgement
actually these happen to me a lot so im surprised i recovered flawlessly
i think bc u kissed like a grandma

[bluffer]

I must have heard something else...
"Give me your name" can easily sound like "kiss me again".

But there's no need to worry~ I won't be giving you any kisses for a long time.

1/??

[hamletism]

no it can't pls clean ur ears

2/

[hamletism]

OMG

3/

[hamletism]

WAIT

4/

[hamletism]

WHY

5/

[hamletism]

WAS I THAT BAD??? U WEREN'T THAT GOOD EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!

6/7

[hamletism]

jk that should be a given, why would u kiss strangers anyway
u might catch something nasty
or did u end up dating one of the faes who whipped u

im sorry good night

[hamletism]

but if thats the case should u really be going around calling other people master??
kind of sketchy if u ask me
think emoji
oh
there's no emojis here
well
think emoji

[bluffer]

I have no idea what a think emoji is but
wink emoji!

If I said yes, even as a joke, you'd get upset that I would would just move on from you so easily.
I'd advise you to make it a little less easy to hurt you, Master.
That and practice your acting -- you nearly got my blood rushing thinking I may have offended you... but not quite!

[hamletism]

u catch on quick
surprising

dw, i'm not that unreasonable
in fact, i'm pretty sure there was nothing to move on from to begin with
i'm a more convincing actor irl though i promise
did you get excited you'd get punished? you did, didnt you?

[bluffer]

Well you're certainly not wrong.
You at least showed your worth when you acted as if I was yours.
And because we seemed to work well enough, I'd be a liar if I said I wanted our charade to only be temporary. Who knows when acting as a pair would be an advantage?

Why are you so curious of whether I did or not?