1. the memeing

[hamletism]

Name: kyun
Date: june 1st
Format: text

[ ok so, he's been tweaking with this watch thing for a while, and what's cool is that it seems to take voice commands, and... you know what that means. it means it's time to mass text everyone something stupid, because what else's a guy to do? he's blind and stuck in one spot and BORED out of his mind, so cut him some slack. ]

test

test

ohmg does it really text like. EVERYONE

hey look at this i made it with just voice commands does it look good?

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

relatable right

anyway anyone know where the nearest seven eleven is

Comments

[despised]

hw
ewhey
are yuo the cat

[hamletism]

[ why do these people all make so many typos... the tts is freaking out!! ]

yes im the cat
meow meow motherfucker

[despised]

why
crused?

[hamletism]

no i ws just born as one
never seen a talking cat?
well now u have

[despised]

kind of ugly

[hamletism]

what the fuck bitch?
cats are cute?
fight me hoe

[despised]

i mnever said cats werent cute

( he said you weren't )

[hamletism]

[ bitch? ]

your backwards ass is not only ugly but also dumb as all fucks so i still win

[despised]

( damn bitch you're offended on this meme-cat's behalf? )

what does tbh mean

[hamletism]

[ HE'S CUTE AND HE DESERVES DEFENSE!! well, kyun guesses that it's cute. it probably is. ]

to be honest

[ tbh... lbh ]

like for a tbh

[despised]

( tbf cats = cute is pretty good logic )

tbh i like tothink youre kind of ugly

[hamletism]

tbh you're ugly on the inside hoe there's no surgery for that

[despised]

what surgery
it probably cant ghelp a cat either

( he knows hes sexy on the outside so who cares bout the inside. )

[hamletism]

u'd be surprised
though i'm willing to bet you've never even heard of a veterinarian

[ pucnhes him in the tit ]