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[manlet]

Man becomes monster: what a common theme throughout human literature. Yet in this world, it's an aspect of life that's hardly worth batting an eye at. Were Shakespeare here, he'd cream himself over the ripe psychological suffering among the Mirrorbound. Him, or certain nuns...

[bro what the FUCK are you talking about]

Thinking about those two in cahoots gives me an ulcer. I feel like vigorously scrubbing my brain smooth, so I can't picture it! Maybe that way, I won't be beset by stupid thoughts!

But I am, unfortunately, sentient, and I will continue to suffer this farce of an existence. As if that wasn't enough, I've been plagued by a question for the past few days. Witches, I'm not talking to you. You can gawk and stare if you'd like, I certainly can't stop you from being voyeurs.

Monsters. What are your feelings towards being pet? Is there truly a polite way to ask for a petting?

Comments

[manlet]

Whatever you squander on me is too much energy.

[sealeted]

It's mine to squander either way, so relax.

Anyway, to actually answer your question, I wouldn't mind somebody touching my wings, as long as they asked and were gentle. ...and only used their hands.

I don't want to get licked out of nowhere again.

[manlet]

Hakuno.

You're too passive.

That's why you continuously wind up in bizarre situations. You've the aura of a harem protagonist about you, which draws in all sorts of people with terrible fetishes.

[sealeted]

That's a whole lot of judgment from a man publicly asking about how to get his hands on other people's appendages.

[manlet]

Politely. I'm asking how to do so politely. That's a great deal of effort for me.

[sealeted]

I know! You haven't even directly called anybody on here slatternly or feebleminded or vacuous yet.

I'm proud of you.

[manlet]

I've no reason to do so right now. If I see someone being stupid, I'll rip into them, you'll see.

[sealeted]

Yes, yes. Of course. Have you had any luck, yet?