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text | un: hca
Man becomes monster: what a common theme throughout human literature. Yet in this world, it's an aspect of life that's hardly worth batting an eye at. Were Shakespeare here, he'd cream himself over the ripe psychological suffering among the Mirrorbound. Him, or certain nuns...
[bro what the FUCK are you talking about]
Thinking about those two in cahoots gives me an ulcer. I feel like vigorously scrubbing my brain smooth, so I can't picture it! Maybe that way, I won't be beset by stupid thoughts!
But I am, unfortunately, sentient, and I will continue to suffer this farce of an existence. As if that wasn't enough, I've been plagued by a question for the past few days. Witches, I'm not talking to you. You can gawk and stare if you'd like, I certainly can't stop you from being voyeurs.
Monsters. What are your feelings towards being pet? Is there truly a polite way to ask for a petting?
[bro what the FUCK are you talking about]
Thinking about those two in cahoots gives me an ulcer. I feel like vigorously scrubbing my brain smooth, so I can't picture it! Maybe that way, I won't be beset by stupid thoughts!
But I am, unfortunately, sentient, and I will continue to suffer this farce of an existence. As if that wasn't enough, I've been plagued by a question for the past few days. Witches, I'm not talking to you. You can gawk and stare if you'd like, I certainly can't stop you from being voyeurs.
Monsters. What are your feelings towards being pet? Is there truly a polite way to ask for a petting?
text - un: CoolSkeleton95
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POLITE... BUT I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE LEAD OF DOGS I KNEW BEFORE. TELLING PEOPLE THAT I LOVE BEING PET. AND JUST... LOITERING AROUND.
[It's a casual normal thing to do, petting monster dogs, right? Nobody made a big fuss about it in Snowdin but the dogs. And now he knows what the fuss was about.]
OH. AND. YOUR WORLD HAS A SHAKESPEARE TOO??
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Shakespeare's a nutjob. More importantly, people aren't afraid to pet you? Aren't you a skeleton?
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I WON'T LIE. THE POPULAR FEAR OF SKELETONS... PUTS A REAL DENT IN MY GETTING PET.
[Imagine that 90s username, with its skeleton in very 90s fashion, looking sad. That's what's happening here right now. His existence is a tragedy.]
no subject
You're a wolf or whatever, aren't you?
If it's a petting you want... I suppose I can offer some when I have the time.
no subject
[More than he ever wanted to be. Which isn't the saddest part of this tale, but maybe a cherry on top of the saddae.]
I WON'T SAY NO. AND, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME...
I'VE JUST REMEMBERED. I HAVE A HOT TIP THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS FIGURED OUT. IT WAS A PRETTY NEW THING, A FEW MONTHS BEFORE I CAME HERE.
READ IT AND WEEP FOR JOY: DOGS. CAN PET. OTHER DOGS.
I KNOW! IT WAS REVOLUTIONARY! IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN FOR WEEKS. WHO KNEW IT WOULD EVER APPLY TO ME?
AND I FIGURE, MONSTERS CAN PET EACH OTHER, TOO.