text | un: hca

[manlet]

Man becomes monster: what a common theme throughout human literature. Yet in this world, it's an aspect of life that's hardly worth batting an eye at. Were Shakespeare here, he'd cream himself over the ripe psychological suffering among the Mirrorbound. Him, or certain nuns...

[bro what the FUCK are you talking about]

Thinking about those two in cahoots gives me an ulcer. I feel like vigorously scrubbing my brain smooth, so I can't picture it! Maybe that way, I won't be beset by stupid thoughts!

But I am, unfortunately, sentient, and I will continue to suffer this farce of an existence. As if that wasn't enough, I've been plagued by a question for the past few days. Witches, I'm not talking to you. You can gawk and stare if you'd like, I certainly can't stop you from being voyeurs.

Monsters. What are your feelings towards being pet? Is there truly a polite way to ask for a petting?

Comments

[manlet]

Are you kidding me? If I had the chance to blueball that lecherous fool I'd gladly do so for all of eternity.

[guesser]

willy's blue balls cry
hca sprinkles his salt
he's tsundere jealous

[manlet]

Salt? What salt?

[hello?????????]

Salt about WHAT?

[guesser]

i believe you are jelly of poor willy's fame

[manlet]

Do you know who I am?

[WHO IS TROLLING HIM]

[guesser]

no sir or mad dame

[ get it, MAD ]

i just know how to get a read on people 👌

[manlet]

I'm not jealous of him! What is there to be jealous of? If I lived my life the way he does, I would've died sooner!

That's beside the point, anyway. Are you going to answer my original question or not?

[guesser]

bbbbbbbut maybe you would've been happier?

anyway, for that obvious boring bit i forgot about: yes. who's the lying liar who lies and says otherwise?