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[manlet]

Man becomes monster: what a common theme throughout human literature. Yet in this world, it's an aspect of life that's hardly worth batting an eye at. Were Shakespeare here, he'd cream himself over the ripe psychological suffering among the Mirrorbound. Him, or certain nuns...

[bro what the FUCK are you talking about]

Thinking about those two in cahoots gives me an ulcer. I feel like vigorously scrubbing my brain smooth, so I can't picture it! Maybe that way, I won't be beset by stupid thoughts!

But I am, unfortunately, sentient, and I will continue to suffer this farce of an existence. As if that wasn't enough, I've been plagued by a question for the past few days. Witches, I'm not talking to you. You can gawk and stare if you'd like, I certainly can't stop you from being voyeurs.

Monsters. What are your feelings towards being pet? Is there truly a polite way to ask for a petting?

Comments

[manlet]

I'm a fairy tale writer. I need to know the logistics of these things for the sake of my own curiosity. Stupid things, like animal ears and the like, are what I'm naturally drawn to.

[no but yeah he does wanna pet someone]

[integrous]

i suddenly feel really glad i'm not a very pettable kind of animal.....
that'd just be weird grandpa

[manlet]

I wouldn't pet YOU. You have no appeal.

[integrous]

EXCUSE ME WHAT PART OF ME IS NOT APPEALING???

[ So what is it that you want, Asahi. Make up your mind. ]

[manlet]

[oh my god]

Wow. With that attitude, I wonder why people aren't flocking to pet you.

[integrous]

that's nonsense!!!!
i bet plenty of my friends would pet me if i asked them!!!

[manlet]

Really? Are you that desperate to be pet, Asahi?

[This is so funny, and he's enough of a shit to have a giggle over it.]

[integrous]

[ You just give Asahi a shovel and she digs her own grave for you.. ]

NO IM JUST TRYING TO PROVE A POINT!!!!!!