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Irhya Pendhula ([personal profile] omnicrafter) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-04-15 05:09 pm

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So, hi. I'm having a bit of a dilemma.

I had the lovely fortune of dying and rising as a vampire. Before you're taken aback by the prospect, no, I don't take blood from unwilling donors. (Damned if I wouldn't enjoy the thrill of the hunt if I could, though...) However, I'm not terribly fond of taking from a vial, either, except in emergencies. Even warmed up, it's just not as good. (Fellow vampires: is this a normal sentiment?)

Am I too picky? I don't know. My issue is that I'm currently down to one willing Witch donor, and I've been subsisting off vials for the times when she's not available. Suffice it to say, it's driving me crazy. Is there anyone out there who'd be willing to strike up a trade of some sort? I get a nip at your neck, and you get... well, one of a few options?

It doesn't appear to hurt if the intent is not to harm, so you needn't worry about it being unpleasant. And if you're really on the fence, hells, I'll go the extra malm and romance you in the process if it damn well helps! I also do various crafts, so if you need something made or customized, I can do that in exchange.

Look, I know how stupid this all sounds, but I don't want to overtax my Bond partner any further, and I thought maybe the outreach would help. As intimidating as it seems, I promise it's not a huge ordeal. Please? Hash something out with me?

And while I'm here, an additional question: is it realistic to think non-vampires might frequent the vampire bar in town to get their rocks off on an odd fetish? Just... curious.
hoboagogo: (And cross my arms and hope to die)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-04-18 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
sure.

you can find him at the vampire bar some nights.
hoboagogo: (I'm ready for it (Come on bring it))

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-04-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, ain't my place to out him.

what's it matter, anyway? you that desperate?
hoboagogo: (We'll survive the rain)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-04-20 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still not sure what you're looking for. Someone to eat or someone to fuck or both?

And it's less of a 'big deal' and more of 'its an asshole thing to go on about someones sex life on the network behind their back'
hoboagogo: (Ready to come alive)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-04-20 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
then just go with direct flirting. im sure most people like that kinda thing.

but yeah. old teammate of mine was a vampire before he disappeared from here and it was kinda the same for him. got pretty riled up when taking blood. so i don't think its uncommon to wanna lay the people your drinking from.
hoboagogo: (Knew I'd never see the ground)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2020-04-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
i mean it gets you right to the point, at least.

[he says even though this is ZERO PERCENT how he operates or ended up with a girlfriend. But, you know. Hindsight.]

yeah it ain't just you. it probably aint every vampire either, but i'm sure a bunchve them feel the same way. i didn't ask him a lot about it, but like you said, its a pretty close physical thing.

not sure if youd know but i've been wondering- is witch and monster and human blood different? or does it not matter.