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Entry tags:
- attack on titan: mikasa ackerman,
- death note: near,
- eyeshield 21: youichi hiruma,
- kh: riku,
- naruto: itachi uchiha,
- naruto: sasuke uchiha,
- original: jacob "styx" graves,
- oxenfree: jonas,
- ssss: onni hotakainen,
- teen wolf: stiles stillinski,
- tokyo ghoul: seidou takizawa,
- trails: fie claussell,
- undertale: mettaton,
- voltron: lance
text; un: sasukeuchiha
Name: Sasuke Uchiha
Date: 07/09
Format: Text/Video
[ The video opens with a perfectly still, immaculately framed sepia shot of a storefront. The glass of the windows is smudged with dirt and dust that’s far less noticeable at the center but which appears borderline opaque around the outside edges, and with a flecked paint job on the wood siding it’s clear that this particular store isn’t wearing its age well.
Nevertheless the signage above the store appears newly updated, stark and clean in sharp contrast to the rest. ]
This is an advertisement for Daemonologie. [ There’s a pause as if even he doesn’t know how to quite handle the appearance of the business he somehow has to make appealing, at least managing to hold in a sigh. ] I’m fixing it.
Check the attached text in accordance with this video. [ Which is how the clip itself abruptly ends, though not before Sasuke turns the camera to the left and then to the right to make the shop’s location in the southwestern Shopping District more apparent to any who might be on the lookout. ]
The following is a statement prepared by my employer:
Daemonologie is an all-ages magical menagerie and emporium servicing both witches and monsters. Are you tired of sourcing your mystical beasts from the Wildes? Are you feeling overwhelmed trying to find the right breeder for your ideal familiar? Do you need the feather of an enchanted sparrow for your latest potion but don’t feel like buying the whole bird?
Then Daemonologie is the place for you. We not only provide quality companionship in the form of magical creatures aplenty but we also offer a variety of animal byproducts for any of your witching needs. Quills? Not a problem. Unfertilized and fertilized eggs? We have them. Scales both decorative and deadly? You know the answer! Stop on by today!
(Note: Vampires welcome! Ask about our animal blood specials (guaranteed to be high in magic)! Also don’t miss our weekly sale items: enchanted brushes for even the thickest fur, pewter cauldrons, and a humidifying enchantment to offer comfort and relief from a dry molt.)
As a bonus we’re offering a special promotion. Comment here if you would like to take a short quiz that will pair you with the familiar best suited to your personality type. You will then receive a 5% discount on the animal that you receive as your result. What a deal!
For the first question: what is your ideal vacation spot?
A. The city
B. The beach
C. Somewhere woodsy
D. The mountains
E. The desert
[ He did not expect for his second day on the job to require him to market his workplace to other Mirrorbound, but here he is. ]
Date: 07/09
Format: Text/Video
[ The video opens with a perfectly still, immaculately framed sepia shot of a storefront. The glass of the windows is smudged with dirt and dust that’s far less noticeable at the center but which appears borderline opaque around the outside edges, and with a flecked paint job on the wood siding it’s clear that this particular store isn’t wearing its age well.
Nevertheless the signage above the store appears newly updated, stark and clean in sharp contrast to the rest. ]
This is an advertisement for Daemonologie. [ There’s a pause as if even he doesn’t know how to quite handle the appearance of the business he somehow has to make appealing, at least managing to hold in a sigh. ] I’m fixing it.
Check the attached text in accordance with this video. [ Which is how the clip itself abruptly ends, though not before Sasuke turns the camera to the left and then to the right to make the shop’s location in the southwestern Shopping District more apparent to any who might be on the lookout. ]
The following is a statement prepared by my employer:
Daemonologie is an all-ages magical menagerie and emporium servicing both witches and monsters. Are you tired of sourcing your mystical beasts from the Wildes? Are you feeling overwhelmed trying to find the right breeder for your ideal familiar? Do you need the feather of an enchanted sparrow for your latest potion but don’t feel like buying the whole bird?
Then Daemonologie is the place for you. We not only provide quality companionship in the form of magical creatures aplenty but we also offer a variety of animal byproducts for any of your witching needs. Quills? Not a problem. Unfertilized and fertilized eggs? We have them. Scales both decorative and deadly? You know the answer! Stop on by today!
(Note: Vampires welcome! Ask about our animal blood specials (guaranteed to be high in magic)! Also don’t miss our weekly sale items: enchanted brushes for even the thickest fur, pewter cauldrons, and a humidifying enchantment to offer comfort and relief from a dry molt.)
As a bonus we’re offering a special promotion. Comment here if you would like to take a short quiz that will pair you with the familiar best suited to your personality type. You will then receive a 5% discount on the animal that you receive as your result. What a deal!
For the first question: what is your ideal vacation spot?
A. The city
B. The beach
C. Somewhere woodsy
D. The mountains
E. The desert
[ He did not expect for his second day on the job to require him to market his workplace to other Mirrorbound, but here he is. ]
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Are we going to be able to get past this or not?
no subject
[Sigh]
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Someone asks you a multiple choice question and you can't choose between two options. What do you do?
A. Pick one at random.
B. Logically think it through.
C. Waste a large amount of time trying to fight the question in vain.
D. Give up.
E. C.
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b
[But she's been answering honestly.]
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You find one million cunes. What do you do?
A. Try to find the owner.
B. Shopping trip!
C. Invest it responsibly.
D. Donate it to charity.
E. Take it to the authorities.
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D
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How little he knows... ]
I'm taking it seriously by continuing this quiz.
You show up late for class one day and find out there's an unexpected test. What do you do?
A. Cheat.
B. Organize a riot.
C. Attack your teacher.
D. Begin to cry.
E. Take the test and fail miserably.
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And that's another bad question. What if someone doesn't need to study to pass?
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This is a test on being socially conscious and not causing pointless problems for others. You would need to study.
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But studying isn't an option you gave.
Seeing as you know me well enough to answer for me.
What animal did I get?
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And you haven't answered hardly enough questions yet. If you want an answer then you need to cooperate.
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Is that the answer you want to hear