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aefenglom2020-07-09 06:02 pm
eyeforaneye) wrote in aefenglom2020-07-09 06:02 pm
Entry tags:
- attack on titan: mikasa ackerman,
- death note: near,
- eyeshield 21: youichi hiruma,
- kh: riku,
- naruto: itachi uchiha,
- naruto: sasuke uchiha,
- original: jacob "styx" graves,
- oxenfree: jonas,
- ssss: onni hotakainen,
- teen wolf: stiles stillinski,
- tokyo ghoul: seidou takizawa,
- trails: fie claussell,
- undertale: mettaton,
- voltron: lance
text; un: sasukeuchiha
Name: Sasuke Uchiha
Date: 07/09
Format: Text/Video
[ The video opens with a perfectly still, immaculately framed sepia shot of a storefront. The glass of the windows is smudged with dirt and dust that’s far less noticeable at the center but which appears borderline opaque around the outside edges, and with a flecked paint job on the wood siding it’s clear that this particular store isn’t wearing its age well.
Nevertheless the signage above the store appears newly updated, stark and clean in sharp contrast to the rest. ]
This is an advertisement for Daemonologie. [ There’s a pause as if even he doesn’t know how to quite handle the appearance of the business he somehow has to make appealing, at least managing to hold in a sigh. ] I’m fixing it.
Check the attached text in accordance with this video. [ Which is how the clip itself abruptly ends, though not before Sasuke turns the camera to the left and then to the right to make the shop’s location in the southwestern Shopping District more apparent to any who might be on the lookout. ]
The following is a statement prepared by my employer:
Daemonologie is an all-ages magical menagerie and emporium servicing both witches and monsters. Are you tired of sourcing your mystical beasts from the Wildes? Are you feeling overwhelmed trying to find the right breeder for your ideal familiar? Do you need the feather of an enchanted sparrow for your latest potion but don’t feel like buying the whole bird?
Then Daemonologie is the place for you. We not only provide quality companionship in the form of magical creatures aplenty but we also offer a variety of animal byproducts for any of your witching needs. Quills? Not a problem. Unfertilized and fertilized eggs? We have them. Scales both decorative and deadly? You know the answer! Stop on by today!
(Note: Vampires welcome! Ask about our animal blood specials (guaranteed to be high in magic)! Also don’t miss our weekly sale items: enchanted brushes for even the thickest fur, pewter cauldrons, and a humidifying enchantment to offer comfort and relief from a dry molt.)
As a bonus we’re offering a special promotion. Comment here if you would like to take a short quiz that will pair you with the familiar best suited to your personality type. You will then receive a 5% discount on the animal that you receive as your result. What a deal!
For the first question: what is your ideal vacation spot?
A. The city
B. The beach
C. Somewhere woodsy
D. The mountains
E. The desert
[ He did not expect for his second day on the job to require him to market his workplace to other Mirrorbound, but here he is. ]
Date: 07/09
Format: Text/Video
[ The video opens with a perfectly still, immaculately framed sepia shot of a storefront. The glass of the windows is smudged with dirt and dust that’s far less noticeable at the center but which appears borderline opaque around the outside edges, and with a flecked paint job on the wood siding it’s clear that this particular store isn’t wearing its age well.
Nevertheless the signage above the store appears newly updated, stark and clean in sharp contrast to the rest. ]
This is an advertisement for Daemonologie. [ There’s a pause as if even he doesn’t know how to quite handle the appearance of the business he somehow has to make appealing, at least managing to hold in a sigh. ] I’m fixing it.
Check the attached text in accordance with this video. [ Which is how the clip itself abruptly ends, though not before Sasuke turns the camera to the left and then to the right to make the shop’s location in the southwestern Shopping District more apparent to any who might be on the lookout. ]
The following is a statement prepared by my employer:
Daemonologie is an all-ages magical menagerie and emporium servicing both witches and monsters. Are you tired of sourcing your mystical beasts from the Wildes? Are you feeling overwhelmed trying to find the right breeder for your ideal familiar? Do you need the feather of an enchanted sparrow for your latest potion but don’t feel like buying the whole bird?
Then Daemonologie is the place for you. We not only provide quality companionship in the form of magical creatures aplenty but we also offer a variety of animal byproducts for any of your witching needs. Quills? Not a problem. Unfertilized and fertilized eggs? We have them. Scales both decorative and deadly? You know the answer! Stop on by today!
(Note: Vampires welcome! Ask about our animal blood specials (guaranteed to be high in magic)! Also don’t miss our weekly sale items: enchanted brushes for even the thickest fur, pewter cauldrons, and a humidifying enchantment to offer comfort and relief from a dry molt.)
As a bonus we’re offering a special promotion. Comment here if you would like to take a short quiz that will pair you with the familiar best suited to your personality type. You will then receive a 5% discount on the animal that you receive as your result. What a deal!
For the first question: what is your ideal vacation spot?
A. The city
B. The beach
C. Somewhere woodsy
D. The mountains
E. The desert
[ He did not expect for his second day on the job to require him to market his workplace to other Mirrorbound, but here he is. ]
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Besides that, you're an idiot. Don't consume your wings under any circumstance, even if the answer is poorly written and misleading.
[ Why no, he did NOT write these. ]
You've recently discovered that you have an illegitimate son you've never met. HMM... What do you do?
A. Change your last name.
B. Buy matching shirts as a present for him to break the ice.
C. Reconnect with him and attempt to make up for lost time.
D. Meet with him solely to gossip about his mother and then never speak to him again.
E. Move.
no subject
so sure come get your fucking branch whenever
[also what the fuck is that question. Ugh, he's not even going to stop to even consider these questions seriously. because what the fuck.]
eh not having parents never bothered me any
lets say move he'd probably turn out better that way
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[ WHY ]
I would say the fact that you would move is indicative of the fact that it "did bother you any".
Now. Which of the following is the most important to you?
A. Good looks.
B. Political influence.
C. Money money money.
D. Sexual prowess.
E. The ability to get a reservation at any restaurant at any time.
no subject
so is this weird wanna-be-therapist thing included in the free quiz or is it just something you do
E because thats gonna come in handy the most
no subject
Now for the final question. Which of the following is your favorite?
A. Badger
B. Starfish
C. Tapir
D. Scarlet macaw
E. Termite
no subject
[That. Is a hard question, though!!! Badgers are cool and cute and Tapirs are dumb and cute... Very hard to decide. But dumb elephant trunk.....]
Out of those? tapir, I think.