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Uchiha Sasuke ([personal profile] eyeforaneye) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-07-09 06:02 pm

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Name: Sasuke Uchiha
Date: 07/09
Format: Text/Video

[ The video opens with a perfectly still, immaculately framed sepia shot of a storefront. The glass of the windows is smudged with dirt and dust that’s far less noticeable at the center but which appears borderline opaque around the outside edges, and with a flecked paint job on the wood siding it’s clear that this particular store isn’t wearing its age well.

Nevertheless the signage above the store appears newly updated, stark and clean in sharp contrast to the rest.
]

This is an advertisement for Daemonologie. [ There’s a pause as if even he doesn’t know how to quite handle the appearance of the business he somehow has to make appealing, at least managing to hold in a sigh. ] I’m fixing it.

Check the attached text in accordance with this video. [ Which is how the clip itself abruptly ends, though not before Sasuke turns the camera to the left and then to the right to make the shop’s location in the southwestern Shopping District more apparent to any who might be on the lookout. ]

The following is a statement prepared by my employer:

Daemonologie is an all-ages magical menagerie and emporium servicing both witches and monsters. Are you tired of sourcing your mystical beasts from the Wildes? Are you feeling overwhelmed trying to find the right breeder for your ideal familiar? Do you need the feather of an enchanted sparrow for your latest potion but don’t feel like buying the whole bird?

Then Daemonologie is the place for you. We not only provide quality companionship in the form of magical creatures aplenty but we also offer a variety of animal byproducts for any of your witching needs. Quills? Not a problem. Unfertilized and fertilized eggs? We have them. Scales both decorative and deadly? You know the answer! Stop on by today!

(Note: Vampires welcome! Ask about our animal blood specials (guaranteed to be high in magic)! Also don’t miss our weekly sale items: enchanted brushes for even the thickest fur, pewter cauldrons, and a humidifying enchantment to offer comfort and relief from a dry molt.)

As a bonus we’re offering a special promotion. Comment here if you would like to take a short quiz that will pair you with the familiar best suited to your personality type. You will then receive a 5% discount on the animal that you receive as your result. What a deal!

For the first question: what is your ideal vacation spot?

A. The city
B. The beach
C. Somewhere woodsy
D. The mountains
E. The desert


[ He did not expect for his second day on the job to require him to market his workplace to other Mirrorbound, but here he is. ]
slushfund: for a minimum wage (pic#14114907)

[personal profile] slushfund 2020-07-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's your funeral, literally, but I take your point. Guess it doesn't matter what sort of blood you drink, since we'll all die anyway. I'm just interested in how strong this body can get, because it's that and my mind that'll get me out of here.

How do you figure they determine what species of Monster we wind up as, anyway? Do you think it's a lotto, or very specifically hand-picked?
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[personal profile] slushfund 2020-07-11 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] slushfund 2020-07-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's fucking ridiculous.
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[personal profile] slushfund 2020-07-13 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'd expect at least some organized chaos to the whole thing, but if there's no sense to it then I commend the thing that brought us here for the colossal waste of potential.

Vampire doesn't suit me at all.


(narrator: it suited him very well.)
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[personal profile] slushfund 2020-07-16 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I stand by what I said. It's still a waste of potential. An android would be far more useful as a Witch; they'd have entertainingly left-brained ways of casting magic.

I think I'd pay to see that, actually.

What's your home like?