Mettaton EX (
glitzandglamour) wrote in
aefenglom2020-11-04 11:45 pm
Entry tags:
- attack on titan: levi ackerman,
- attack on titan: mikasa ackerman,
- bloodborne: eileen the crow,
- ddlc: monika,
- detective conan: kaito kuroba,
- dmc: nicoletta goldstein,
- ffxiv: irhya pendhula,
- fgo: arthur pendragon,
- lwa: croix meridies,
- original: jacob "styx" graves,
- undertale: mettaton,
- voltron: allura
video; un: METTATON
Name: Mettaton
Date: 11/01
Format: video
Hey there darlings! Happy Noveuer! I hope you all had a fantastic Samuin full moon!!
...Unless your name is Eren Jaeger.
[It's Mettaton EX, on video this time, as is his element. He's holding the camera close enough at first to be a charming headshot, but as he pulls the camera back, it becomes obvious with dents and scratches that his metal chassis has been damaged. From the very moment he spat Eren's name, his smile's colored with malice.]
Public Service Announcement: Eren tried to eat me last night! Oh yes! I was minding my own business, out near the Wilde as any good Monster might, on his merry mischief-making, during a full moon like this... When suddenly, I was attacked!
Thank my lucky STARS that Mikasa arrived on the scene, my knight in glittering armor. Or else, I would have been rendered into incredibly sumptuous scrap metal. I'd love it if someone could give her a big round of applause!!
Since I can't.
[The camera is pulled back ever more. Mettaton is missing an arm, and sparks and wires emerge from its socket. Can't applaud without a second hand.]
If anyone so much as catches a GLIMPSE of his sorry tail, give me a hand, and tell him for me:
Date: 11/01
Format: video
Hey there darlings! Happy Noveuer! I hope you all had a fantastic Samuin full moon!!
...Unless your name is Eren Jaeger.
[It's Mettaton EX, on video this time, as is his element. He's holding the camera close enough at first to be a charming headshot, but as he pulls the camera back, it becomes obvious with dents and scratches that his metal chassis has been damaged. From the very moment he spat Eren's name, his smile's colored with malice.]
Public Service Announcement: Eren tried to eat me last night! Oh yes! I was minding my own business, out near the Wilde as any good Monster might, on his merry mischief-making, during a full moon like this... When suddenly, I was attacked!
Thank my lucky STARS that Mikasa arrived on the scene, my knight in glittering armor. Or else, I would have been rendered into incredibly sumptuous scrap metal. I'd love it if someone could give her a big round of applause!!
Since I can't.
[The camera is pulled back ever more. Mettaton is missing an arm, and sparks and wires emerge from its socket. Can't applaud without a second hand.]
If anyone so much as catches a GLIMPSE of his sorry tail, give me a hand, and tell him for me:
- He needs to keep that tongue and those teeth firmly AWAY from others,
- Give me my arm back,
- And, he owes me money.

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[He nods. This doesn't answer a thing, so Mettaton supplements the answer with a soft tilt of his head.]
And besides. The world I come from... It was peaceful, to the point of being boring!! There was no combat to learn field medicine for!
[Never minding that monsters don't have the same physical composition as humans and would sooner die from a well-landed (and intensely felt) gash than recover from it. That's going into monster physiology, however, and Mettaton avoids it with conversational ease.]
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[ Her tone is fairly calm, neutral. She clearly didn't judge him for his experience, or lack thereof. ]
Folks like you are the reason folks like myself still have work to do, in less peaceful worlds like the one we're in now.
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[He flashes the camera a smile. Mettaton reserves bloodshed for the camera ONLY, not the battlefield! But he's also not terribly trained for combat.
He glances askance though. It could almost be called sheepish.]
... Well. Since arriving here, I've had... a few reasons to learn how to aid those more organic than moi. Turbulent lessons on the fly, you might say. Never ones that needed stitches, however.
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[ God, what was she saying? To say they had differing personalities was an understatement. But... she didn't like the idea of folks losing arms because of being unprepared, even if they were mechanical folks. ]
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[This is the fate she's signed up for. Differing personalities happen to be Mettaton's favorite kind of personalities, so his eagerness is genuine, if anything. He smiles bright at the camera with a parting wave and a nod...
... Almost as though making sure that Eileen knew he'd be following up.]
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