video; un: METTATON

[glitzandglamour]

Name: Mettaton
Date: 11/01
Format: video

Hey there darlings! Happy Noveuer! I hope you all had a fantastic Samuin full moon!!

...Unless your name is Eren Jaeger.

[It's Mettaton EX, on video this time, as is his element. He's holding the camera close enough at first to be a charming headshot, but as he pulls the camera back, it becomes obvious with dents and scratches that his metal chassis has been damaged. From the very moment he spat Eren's name, his smile's colored with malice.]

Public Service Announcement: Eren tried to eat me last night! Oh yes! I was minding my own business, out near the Wilde as any good Monster might, on his merry mischief-making, during a full moon like this... When suddenly, I was attacked!

Thank my lucky STARS that Mikasa arrived on the scene, my knight in glittering armor. Or else, I would have been rendered into incredibly sumptuous scrap metal. I'd love it if someone could give her a big round of applause!!

Since I can't.

[The camera is pulled back ever more. Mettaton is missing an arm, and sparks and wires emerge from its socket. Can't applaud without a second hand.]

If anyone so much as catches a GLIMPSE of his sorry tail, give me a hand, and tell him for me:

1. He needs to keep that tongue and those teeth firmly AWAY from others,
   
2. Give me my arm back,
   
3. And, he owes me money.

Eren, if YOU see this: Give me my arm. Also: you owe me money!

Comments

[quintessent]

[Now that she thinks of it, this is the first time she's met him in person in this form. Surely if they'd met like this she would have put two-and-two together based on his distinct persona. It was just the separation between the network that lead her to believe there might be two of them out there, but now, looking between the painting and Mettaton, it's so obvious.

She's staring at the painting when he brings up Keith and her eyes dart to him. Any response she had prepared disappears when she flashes back to that night. Only replacing herself with Keith and-]

Do you mean... [Ah, she can feel heat rising to her cheeks.] Did you peddle your, ah, Items. To Keith?

[Does Keith have a secret dildo candle hidden in his room, just like her?]

[glitzandglamour]

[Heavens no, no dildo! But weird bondage cuffs... maybe so.

The ears are the greatest give-away nowadays, their appearance virtually the same between bodies. Being robotic is also a telling similarity. Mettaton nods easily, like it's no big deal, wandering more deeply into the room and rubbing his only remaining hand tenderly around the furry patches that have developed on his hips, as a Puca is wont.]

Why, yes. I did! There were a myriad of selections to choose from, during that fated month of Bonding and romance...

[Mettaton closes his eye in reminisce, nodding shortly. ...He tries to clasp his hands together, but finds himself, well, empty-handed. His shoulder sparks, as a reminder for him to focus his damaged body on the damage.]