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[spaghettimonster]

Name: Papyrus | Username: CoolSkeleton95
Date: Aguril 1st
Format: Text

SO YOU'RE IN A NEW WORLD, LOOKING AT A WATCH,
WONDERING WHAT TO DO WITH YOURSELF...
WELL!
THE FIRST THING YOU CAN DO, IS READ THIS WELCOME MESSAGE:

HELLO!!!
I HEARD THERE'S MORE PEOPLE POPPING OUT OF MIRRORS TODAY,
AND MAYBE THAT MEANS YOU.
IF IT DOES, WELCOME TO AEFENGLOM!
A HOME AWAY FROM HOME.

YOU MIGHT HEAR SOME DOOM AND GLOOM FROM PEOPLE, ABOUT THE CWYLD, AND THE FULL MOONS...
BUT, ONLY SOME OF IT IS TRUE.
AND THOSE PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS LIKE THE COLOR OF THE SKY, SO WHAT DO THEY KNOW ANYWAY.
THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH CONSTANTLY WORKING HARD TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE AND HAPPY.
SO, DO YOUR BEST NOT TO WORRY TOO MUCH, AND LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
IF YOU'RE A WITCH, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO ALL KINDS OF MAGIC.
AND IF YOU'RE A MONSTER, THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE MOONS WILL BE VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU!
AND I GUESS SOME MONSTERS HAVE A KIND OF MAGIC TOO? BUT IT'S NOT -MAGIC- MAGIC.
WHATEVER!!
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, YOU NOW FEEL WELCOMED.
YOU'RE WELCOME!

[If anyone doesn't want to wade through the capslock, let me know and I can drop it when tagging you.]

Comments

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[textsfromhotland]

[Alphys has been frantically poking at the watch, hoping someone would drop a link to the Aefenglom equivalent of Crunchyroll, but alas, it's just a lot of vlogs. Until this post appears, and she immediately zeroes in on that extremely familiar username and oddly optimistic tone.]

PAPYRUS?????

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[starseedling]

I feel welcomed and I'm not even new!!

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[niespodzianka]

THANKS

[ Geralt has never seen a contraption anything even remotely like this before. He's never heard of nor imagined a concept like typing before. Behold, his first exposure. Now he thinks allcaps is what it's supposed to be. ]

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[proficience]

The moons will be important to me, huh? That's what I was beginning to wonder.

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[shitpit]

[This guy's enthusiasm and optimism is definitely appreciated since there has been a lot of doom and gloom but one thing sticks out to him ( more so than the capslock ):]

It's not so bad here. The locals seem pretty nice and accommodating.

But what can you tell me about monsters having not magic-magic?

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[rightfoot]

Is your keyboard broken?

I appreciate the warm welcome, but...are you okay?


[ ooc: capslock is fine. louis' just a brat like this. ]

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[lonewanderer]

this was very nice of you, papyrus

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[loadme]

I never understood why they were so afraid of the red skies. I thought they were very pretty.

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[anotheroldsoldier]

You shouldn't tell people to ignore information about the Cwyld or the effects of the lunar cycle, or have them brushing that stuff off as "doom and gloom". You're going to get some poor sap hurt or worse.

[Oh look it's Captain Killjoy.]

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[ragefield]

Is this some kind of joke?

[He still hasn't fully gotten used to everything he's been told.]

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[faithlikeaseed]

Thank you I feel very welcome but why are you shouting and how do we know if something has the Quilled if we can't see it seeing as someone thought we should be warned not to touch it

[someone please explain to him how to get punctuation in there]

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[runningscams]

You have a gift for public announcements, pal.